Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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