I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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