just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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