The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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