Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
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