oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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