I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
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I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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