bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
love makes seman taste better
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He shit in the fireplace
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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