wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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