Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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