so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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