I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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