Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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