I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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