dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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