Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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