Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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