called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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