I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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