I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
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Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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