Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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