Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
