we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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