Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Acid is not a monday night drug
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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