She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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