She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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