Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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