i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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