What a fucking waste of an outfit
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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