I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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