Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
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i used baking grease as lip gloss
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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