ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Is it penis luge time yet?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
