My friends, they love my intelligence
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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