why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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