Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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