margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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