sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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