Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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