Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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