you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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