okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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