I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
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i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize