He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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