Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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