Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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