please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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