Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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