That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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