Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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