weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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