with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary