to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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