don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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