Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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